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 20.12.2017
There is a good family nearby. Mom, Dad and two daughters. One is smart, beautiful, eggs of 90 points, and the second ability is more modest, and it is also written on the face. Well, friends and began to encourage the man, said, you would check, one of the girls is clearly not yours. But most importantly, there were rumors that the man’s wife was walking. He agreed to the examination. And because the analysis is not cheap, it started with the younger, with one that is not seven feet in the forehead. The probability of paternity was 99.99999 percent. Well, it’s his daughter, and it’s all there. With all the jumping and cockroaches. The man scratched the tail and refused the second analysis)))
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