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 20.12.2017
And a huge Maine Coon cat, brutal and vicious, contrary to the assurances, first terrorizes the owners, and then one day escapes. His first victim is a little girl, the daughter of the neighbors, who ran out to the staircase and saw the "kiss". A disguised face, a dozen operations, vision is no longer returned.

God, it’s so fat that you can fry potatoes! Maine Coon is a domestic cat. Very good cat. Theoretically, it can be brought to an unconscious state. Like any domestic cat, but it will be more difficult. The painter obviously suffers from a phobia of pets and cats only seen from a distance. Nothing, I have an idiotic phobia - but I live somehow, I do not require to send them out for the 101st kilometer.
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