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 21.12.2017
A distinct difference in mentality. Russians vs Chinese

In our town, next to one of the district tax offices, there was a small tabernacle with all kinds of nonsense, like cigarettes, chocolate, beer.

Since there are no other shops next to this tax (it is in the shelter, there are some inspections, some offices for long-distance drivers), it is apparent that people often asked in the store if they do not have xerox, or where there is xerox nearby. In this regard, the advertisement first appeared on the lark: "There is no Xerox,"

“There is no Xerox!”

There is no Xerox!! We do not know where it is.”

There is no Xerox and it has never been!!! The question “Where are you?” We do not respond.”

Then "the penalty for the question about Xerox 10 000 r."

So it lasted three months, observing the evolution of these ads in the morning while he went to work.

Then a Chinese buyer bought it.

And the next day he put a bad Xerox.

And a week later I put a large colored xerox.

And now (approximately six months have passed) there is a small center of digital services, xerox, printer, scanner, instant photo, e-mail services, website-sub-key (!) The simplest snack. The Chinese make a hairdresser.

And he is already coming to work on a used Cayenne.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-12-20/#923187
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