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 21.12.2017
I walk through the street, I walk through a cafe, a guy comes in front of me and talks to a girl: "Sun, I'm flying to you, Mercury has just passed!". We go through two more houses and she goes to meet him. They meet and then the guy begins to run around her and scream: “I’m in a heliocentric orbit!!" and 😉
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