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 23.12.2017
Here is the real story.
Once upon a time, near us, in the middle of a residential house, there was a restaurant. A small and cozy restaurant with live classical music. The violin, the piano, all the work. Of course, the public is appropriate.
The local brother's restaurant was not popular, but sometimes a gold brigade landed in the restaurant. Just to eat or rest after a good deal, it doesn’t matter.
Classical music started to upset her quickly. Then they called the meter, and demanded "to put a normal monsoon, or let these monsoon normal weaken." The meter, looking in the eyes of his brother, explained that he could not do this because he had the indication of the roof.
“Where is your roof?” I asked my brother.
He closed his eyes and pointed his finger to the ceiling.
“So call it!” told him.
“The Seymour!” - bending in worship answered the meter, and moved away toward his office.
If the brother could follow his further actions, he would be very surprised. In the office, he took a long rod and knocked on the ceiling several times.
Five minutes later, the longest in ten minutes, the SOBR fighters went into the restaurant hall and laid the resting melomans face down. Without any special consequences. The stems will be removed, the drug, and after a short preventive conversation will be removed. But the desire to continue to insist on changing the repertoire of the brother after that is greatly disappearing.

The secret of all these decorations was as follows.
When the restaurant just opened, the owner had a conflict with the tenant who occupied the apartment right above the restaurant. The resident did not like the noise, but he was especially irritated by the musical repertoire. He could not tolerate pop and chanson, but he was very respectful of classical music. The resident was not a simple history, and although he was retired for a long time, but among his former colleagues he great authority and popularity. With the owner of the restaurant, they agreed that the repertoire of the restaurant would consist exclusively of classical works, and in case of any excesses, he undertook to take all responsibility.
He has never broken his obligations.

Communion with a fox.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-12-22/#923479
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