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 24.12.2017
They look at me strangely at work. One girl’s computer started to reboot. There are two people in one compound in exchange. So the guy is okay, and as this girl is on the shift, so she hangs, the screen turns off, ripples, and so on. It became interesting. After a couple of weeks of unsuccessful trials, I was moved by statics as I sat on a chair after this girl.
It turned out that the girl rolls her ass on the chair and electrifies herself, and electrifies it, and the chair frame is metal, the seat is a dielectric. When the girl rides on it on the floor, the metal foot on the wheels touches the stitch that goes into the computer, with all the outflows. In short, she stuck me at the moment when I roasted her chair and floor underneath with an antistatic. She leaned carefully toward me and so dangerously said "What are you doing". The answer came by itself - "Your energy cleans". It would be nothing, but the problem disappeared.
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