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 25.12.2017
and blues:
After watching the last Star Wars, I just saw the dialogue that preceded the film:
Meaning so is. Take a record. Build for me a docher of enormous ships for my New Order. Basic requirements: they must be paphos, they must be like pieces of pizza and on the largest of them there should be a barley throne hall.
– Emm... Can we put more powerful engines on them? Will I have to catch the enemy? I can also recommend long-range guns and capacitive hangars for the fighter fleet. And I know how to build fast cruisers and support ships.
Are you stupid? I said, pathos, protectively enormous, like pieces of pizza and the throne hall. What do you not understand?
Okay we do.
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