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 26.12.2017
I am in Europe, namely, I am studying in Vienna for an exchange semester. My friend, also from Russia, is a Chinese neighbor. We take it with us on all sits, walks and so on. Let us start with the fact that this representative of heaven, like most of his compatriots, are not resistant to alcohol, also in addition to their national food, are not ready to eat anything in particular. Well, after three months of communication with me and my friend, this guy could already drink not one glass of wine, but almost a bottle, began to eat the food that is inherent to us, saw snow in the mountains (we pulled him there) and much more. But the apogee was when he, after a feast lasting a whole day, where we were hugged, came to me in a communal, asked my friend to cook him pellet... with mayonnaise... He said that he missed something all day, and could not understand what. After that, we understood that it was now part of the Russian, and he would not become the former Chinese.
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