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 28.12.2017
About "Camouflage in the forest".
Go to the forest for mushrooms. I am a smart mother (I thought of myself). I put on a bright orange jacket. We go, we collect mushrooms, we scream all. I swallow the mushroom, straighten up and immediately look: where is the daughter. Suddenly I can’t see her. Oru in panic: "Lisaaa! You are where? I can’t see you!" And the daughter replied so calmly: "Nothing strange, you’re standing on my back."
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