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 28.12.2017
Also about advertising on the phone.
An anecdote is this: a lion goes through the forest, meets, for example, a fox. You will come to me tomorrow, I will eat you. He goes on – there is a wolf, he also says to him – come tomorrow, I will eat you. He meets a rabbit and says the same thing. And the rabbit said to him: Can I not come? Leo, okay, don’t come here.
I got a call from the MTS. First for their innet and cable agitated, then, when connected (not because of what they named - they just have a smart card in the telephone is inserted, and not like others - the box to the telephone is attached - began to get with their packages of programs. Tired – I called them in the reference, I say – can you do so that you leave me behind? They say – of course, bro, right away we activate a special service for you – and no one will call us anymore.
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