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 30.12.2017
It was in the universe at first grade. Physics was taught by a middle-aged teacher. He had such a chip - he didn't let anyone into the audience after he himself entered it. All those who were late he sent out to walk.

I mean I go on a route to the universe. The first couple is physics. I look at the clock and I am late.

Suddenly I noticed that the same reed was sitting next to me.

The further dialogue:

I: Hi Vladimir Ivanovich.

A: Hi you young man. You have a chance not to be late today, but keep in mind I’m running fast.
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