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 04.01.2018
Santa Claus comes to the CIC:
Please register me as a candidate.
and Pamphlet:
Are you in your mind? You live in some of your own world and you have no idea how the ordinary people live! When you come, it’s clean everywhere, the tables are full of food, all dressed, and you think everyone is always alive! When you give gifts to people, you do it at their own expense, and Paphos as if it was from you personally! For various shows, you do not regret any people's money, ready to drop everything! And the pensioners...? It feels like they do not exist at all for you! And in general, no one has seen your presidential candidate program... suddenly silent, sad. It’s all right, I’ll have to register.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/anekdot/day/2018-01-03/#925114
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