Ibn al-Jamil: It sounds like the curse of Allah.
Doc_Black: This is the name of the gin, imprisoned in the incandescent lamp by Suleiman ibn Dawud. In the first hundred years of imprisonment, he vowed to golden him who would bring him the internet. The second is to force the liberator to sit forever on the 28.8k daily. For the third hundred years he vowed to pour the whole internet in the shit of obscurity and ignorance... and it was then that he was released.