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 10.01.2018
The Alimentary
I was drawn here in social networks by a former sister:"What does your daughter offer my son to give up fatherhood? Well, and that it doesn’t work anywhere, we’ll transfer money sometimes."
I answer: it is not a question, just in the first class the child went - 5 thousand compulsory school form (coat, jacket and shirt), socks, t-shirts and underwear, we will not be small to count, the fund of the class, school lunches (again meals at home and public services do not count, we are not small), 25 pieces - a contribution to the high school voluntarily compulsory (although a year for courses led and the first in the ranking were). Sports - 2 pieces a month, a musician - 500 rubles, gasoline in the car, on which I ride it again, we do not count, we are not small... Well, take part..."
The girlfriend disappeared, and her son disappeared, and we can not bring the athlete abroad without the consent of the father. Well, for the future of the child is scary - it will fall in old age, keep it. These are the cakes.
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