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 11.01.2018
Congregatio: "It is difficult to consider as the onset of the future the all-planetary triumph of pocket microelectronics, when the hyper drive and apples were expected on Mars" Listen, and let us remember this most fantastic in terms of people's lives. Somewhere, was it like apples on Mars, intergalactic ships in space - and on Earth at this time, disc phones, cell phones and computers from the room? In most of the works - while space ships roam the vastness of the universe, the captain of the house is awaited by a wife who helps cook a smart kitchen, children who play with the robot, and colleagues who connect with each other on a fantastic skype and fly on a flyer outside the city for a picnic. And the captain himself, arriving on Mars, does not wash his clothes, saving water, but enters the room of a Martian hotel and takes a comfortable shower, and then sits down to watch the news from Earth for the Martian lunch.

zybrnj1: a enters the room of a Martian hotel and takes a comfortable ionic shower

iosipboroda: "Ion supply disconnected due to prevention on the ion pipeline until July 15. With respect, Ionocanal"
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