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 17.01.2018
YYY: Look out the window
Yyy: an unusual phenomenon
ZZZ: We can see
Zzzz: for the third time this year
ZZZ: Direct celebration
YYY: This is the end forecast.
Tagged: repentance
OOO (in another city): what is there?
ZZZ: The Sun
zzz: and the sky is blue
Feel like a St. Petersburger
Yyy: One day in St. Petersburg the rain ended. The citizens closed their umbrellas and one hand was unexpectedly released. They walked, smiled and masturbated.
Ooo: Well I had it somehow (sunscreen photo from mountain skiing)
Where is the umbrella?
I am on skiing. With sticks.
Hands are not free. Drunk with nothing.
YYY: Now we know why people choose snowboarding
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