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 17.01.2018
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No, I understand – maybe, and, indeed, were not protected. One girlfriend had such a case in her youth. With the guy, the dark evening flowed smoothly into a horizontal position, and then suddenly it turned out that he did not bring rubber. You see, he is uncomfortable with them. The feelings are not. To her outrage, he replied, "Well, you are blowing an elephant out of the fly!"When she said, "And really, why do we have another Gondon if you are there," he was upset and left.

Learn, local chickens, what to do in such cases.
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