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 18.01.2018
On the wave of cigarette beggars...

I sit at the shop and buy cigarettes.

Suits me (I) lady (B), looking 30-35 years old in a modest nork coat and running:

Give me a cigarette!

(I) After the break - now I will buy and host you.

The seller gives me my blue Winston, the lady looks at the package and gives:

I don’t smoke so much, buy it.

I couldn’t find anything to answer...
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