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 20.01.2018
The situation of recruitment. They are looking for a professional, urgent vacancy. The candidate (K) calls the recruiter (C).

Q: Hello to you! I responded to the website of xhh vacancy yyy.
Q: Good morning! It is wonderful!
K: Yes, and I got an invitation for an interview tomorrow.
Q: Okay, we are looking forward to you!
K: You know, I can’t come.
No problem, let’s postpone it. What day and time are you comfortable with?
Q: You know, I don’t want to go to the interview at all. My wife forced me to respond to your vacancy.
H: Oh... Oh... very sorry, yes. Well, I wish you all the good!
Q: Wait for me. If my wife is going to call you, tell me that I was at the interview and you refused. Please please.
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