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 20.01.2018
Mag: The Original Star Wars Trilogy is a movie about how Han Solo several times prudently rushes away from the Skywalker, but something (seemingly, Force!) It inevitably brings him back. Then, in the fifth episode, seeing how Han is dumb and can not independently make the right decision in time to escape, he nobly and in vain decide to help in this case Bob Fett and Jabba Hutt. With the financial support of Darth Vader, of course, who the entire fifth episode pursued not Leia or Luke, as we thought, namely Solo, in order to save the young man in time. A rescue operation was carried out at Bespin. They gave reliable shelter in a carbonite barrel in the mafia castle, under the 24-hour guard of Sarlak and Rankoor. But even there this butterfly family got him.
Magician is a killer. Potential child killer. Damn the son. A woman flying in space (good that Han did not survive and did not see it, or he would have dragged on the superlight in the 77th).
A big smuggler is a big family. He was caught for 17 knockouts - caught for the rest of his life.
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