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 23.01.2018
Once in Sweden, such a case happened (it was told in a reality show on television).

One person told me why his conscience tormented him: “When I was a kid, my friend and I decided to run a hammer on a parachute from the balcony of a high-rise house. We smashed the basket, parachuted, put hammer in the basket and let go. But the unexpected happened. The wind picked up our parachute and took it somewhere far away. I still cannot forget that. How could I have done so...?”

Suddenly there was a phone call in the studio.
The caller asked, “Is this happened in that year?” the man replied affirmatively.
In the summer, when was the city holiday in Stockholm?
“Yes, yes,” the man hurried.
“I know what happened to your hammer.”
“What happened to him?” could not believe the surprised guest of the studio.
“My daughter asked for a hammer for a long time,” the woman continued. I told her once, don’t even ask. We will have hamsters only if God Himself gives you them.” The little girl raised her hands to heaven and said, “Dad, God, give me a hammer!”
We went to the city for a party. Suddenly my daughter says, “Mommy, I think God has answered the prayer! Look at it!”

And right from the sky on the parachute, a hamster in a basket fell into her hands.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-01-22/#927814
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