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 24.01.2018
xxx: My daughter 1.5 years ago asked where she came from.
X: I told her that it was from my life. Where is the stomach from? Dad put a cage there. The child cried and was satisfied with the answer. 1.5 years has passed. The daughter came from the kindergarten and said that not all the children in the group came from my mother’s belly. Here, for example, Yarika was bought in a children's store, and Nastya peeled out of an egg. And after an hour in the parental room, it started: why tell your child such details?!? You can’t say “everything” about cabbage or store – come up with something, not cells in your stomach.
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