Newborns cry very little, especially at night.
What!?? What was that, puff? The author is deaf. Have you never given birth to a living baby? I remember that hell. And he is such that I will never and for nothing agree to give birth again. Rise every 40 minutes, complete devastation and hatred of the child. If a child sleeps at least from 12 to 6 in the morning, it is such an unimaginable happiness!
by p.s Yes, my husband still thinks that the child slept at night, and I lie and charge myself a price. He hadn’t heard him crawl! I did not get up, of course.