Do not let familiar mommies in the park dive you into dirt with stories about the successes of their young geniuses. Every mother wants to boast of her child, so tell me too!
The key table:
“- And my child with such pleasure eats homemade cheese!” (yes, that dry, sour and tasteless substance, which is polluted when watering a child’s kefir with calcium gluconate) – “Once I managed to infuse three tablespoons in it.”
“Yes, and I get up five times a night to squeeze him, and at four in the morning I give up and take him to bed.”
“I wear it on my arms only when it is absolutely necessary!” – “that is, only five or six hours a day.”
“- I walk with him sometimes up to 8 hours a day!” - “One day I lost the keys and had to wait for my husband from work”
“- He already speaks so well!” – “I can distinguish from the unclear stream of sounds “gay!”, “la?” and “viga,” I would know what it means.”
“He’s so clever and doesn’t go where he can’t.” – “After I hit him a couple of times.”
“- my husband is a long and pleasant child!” - “Yesterday he held him under his mouse for an hour and a half, sitting in front of the television with hockey.”
“I can do it!” – “A housekeeper comes to me five times a week.”
“I have time and it doesn’t stress me at all!” – “A housekeeper and a babysitter come to me five times a week.”