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 02.03.2009
1: by the way, about lithiums - I was already 9 years old thinking about my future sexual life, how not to get confused with clamps... well, in general, there was no mommy's caddy at home, I got her lithiums, studied the design of clamps and trained. and када was the first sexas, I removed the lithium so loudly and professionally from the chuvish, as she saw...
You are a maniac!
1: and in Soviet times, in addition to the hooks, there were such plastic round clamps, so I own the technique of stretching and those we are familiar with!
2 to burn!
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