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 30.01.2018
The Female Logic
You will go to the swimming pool with me and get in shape.
I am: No, Chet Lenivo
M: Well okay, then I will walk alone, lose weight and the girls will hang on me...
I: And then... I will divorce you, then I will suffer and also lose weight!
Oh my God, a woman! Just like in a swimming pool? No is?! to
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