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 03.02.2018
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Only 5 years of scandals, cluttered nerves and divorce bars almost daily, and a hurricane - the simple truth came to my sunshine - "Well, I would say that you just want to be a little alone in silence, darkness and on the floor, why have I been nervous for 5 years?and "

This is my hero! In just five incomplete years, she taught her husband to speak through his mouth, not to send telepathic waves. Where is she? Show me her! If she gives lessons, I’m the first to record.

I did not work at the machine, but the situation is similar. The first 2 years was not so, and then another 3 years explained that I did not need care, but rest. And if you, dear, after a working day, stop a horse on a race, and sleep 4 hours a day, and your mom has that, then I can’t. Scandals, grievances, "You do not value me", "You do not want me", "You do not love me"... My health is more precious. The one that remains.
So I understand the author perfectly, speaking through the mouth of some is useless.

Oh, I understand you so! Pay attention to them. I have a couple of friends left my husbands after childbirth for scandals on the subject: here I come from work, and you don't dance around me, the dinner should warm up myself, you barely move yourself, not beautiful with these circles under my eyes, all the attention is not me, but the child, what kind of thing?! Explained to them, in words, said, nothing personal, just tired, the same attention and so require 24/7. is useless. They fled and went, health is more expensive.
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