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 03.02.2018
When I started living with a guy, my cat didn’t like the idea at all. He attacked his legs, kicked him out of the couch, sat down at my knees and pushed him off with his leg. The guy to the cat too was cool, he did not like animals very much. The time passed, the cat accepted, stopped choking, then began to murmur him sometimes, even on his knees came to him. And then, a year later, the guy lies on the couch, suffering from the desire to go to smoke, but does not get up, because the cat hugs me by the foot, suddenly I will leave, he will be offended and will no longer hug me. He appears to be converted to our faith.
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