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 03.03.2009
And yet, rollers - people (elves, orcs, hobbies and others) are unusual.
Today, after a terribly boring first couple, we leave the audience, sleepy and angry. And one of our rollers is pleased. We ask:
Have you slept at the lecture?
Silmarillion began to re-read.
When we looked at him from his feet to his head (and he came with a messy notebook in his back pocket), we asked:
Where is the book?
He points his finger on his head:
and here.
Having endured the theatrical pause, he slowly moves his finger to the heart.
and here.
Another pause, a mysterious look, confusedly points his finger to the width.
And here too.
Waiting for a proper reaction, the CPC calmly gets out of the front pocket.
More precisely here.

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