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 07.02.2018
In St. Petersburg, the Baltic metro is closed from 8 a.m. to 9-20 p.m., my wife and I come by electric bus at 9 p.m. Yesterday evening we stood, we smoked at the fence, she says – she could bring you to a fast-track until the subway opened. I'm a fast-eater first, then stay overnight, then I'm pregnant, and what should I say to my wife? The snow fell behind the fence. Today, my wife is calling and crying, she says, the neighbor called, you are deceiving me with some marble, and today you will be sleeping with her, and she is pregnant. Lovely and good neighbors.
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