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 09.02.2018
It was by chance not that boy with a pick-up who asked to accompany the girls, and when on the way accidentally turned into a drunken hop company threw the accompanied into the circle of new acquaintances and struck the type of "deuces-something no-one, in me beautiful and kill can." True, the good guys there seemed to be caught - they stumbled over the knight, returned the chosen hat to the girl who stumbled, and even felt that such happiness fell to her. I have no doubt that he also told all his acquaintances how the insidiously abandoned girl tested him on the abilities of Chuck Norris.
What’s bad, two guys will go in for each other, if not quite shit like people. Two girls are also very likely to get in for each other (I know only one ass with the position of "just don't touch me, touch her," and that was naturally overwhelmed in the sight of a lovebobby big baby boy schoolgirl of fifteen years old). A husband's wife or fellow resident protects even from a squad of mints (and even if the mints were called by the neighbors, because the husband ran after her, foolish, with a hammer). But from a guy to wait for help (but not on the basis that the girl is a woman, but on the basis that the girl is close or there is at least an indifferent to him MAN) - I sewed them in advance, he did not sign them in the superhero.
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