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 10.02.2018
The knight was walking through the forest and found on the lawn a beautiful girl crying in three streams.
Why are you crying, sweetheart? He asked.
A dragon has entered our land. Every month he asks for the most beautiful virgin of the kingdom for lunch. And this time it was me. Tomorrow I will be given to the monster to eat.
Don’t cry, I know how to save you. The Knight answered.
- Courageous young man, will you fight the dragon for me?! to
There is a easier way. The Knight answered. Do you say that the dragon wants virgins? I can have sex with you, and then tomorrow they’ll have to find someone else.
She stopped crying and thought.
There are no other options? She questioned with doubt.
You can still break your nose and you won’t be the most beautiful.
Sex is sex. The girl said and began to take off the dress.
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