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 11.02.2018
Salary Doctors
You don’t judge Moscow, right? We have in Khabarovsk on the hospital parking lot of cars for 180-200-350 thousand. Naturally, it is b / u toyota, Nissan, Mazda, Hyundai and other Asian automotive industry. I personally have a 1987 Toyota, and it costs 50,000 now, but I will not sell it. Because it was with these machines that Japan conquered the world.
Who is there for the beautiful Jeeps near the morgue?
They are sanitary.
Are these modest sedans?
They are doctors.
- And who is this going, in a clothed hat, jacket and crosses?
This is Professor! Welcome to Vladimir Petrovich!
Source: http://bash.im
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