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Crisis, like destruction, is more in the head than in reality. Fully
At the beginning of January, the phone calls in our project organization changed.
A wave of strange calls. Leaders, as always
of cooperation”:

We are a manufacturer of heat insulation. I would like to spend
We offer a free presentation of our products.
Decision on the feasibility of the presentation will be made.
Based on the information that we hope you will send to us.
E-mail: I answer with a written sentence.
Purposes of what? Confusion at the end of the wire.
Probably due to a too long wording.
and organizations.
Their own?
No to yours. You are an initiator?
The initiator of what?
and organizations.
of whom?
of yours!
.........

Hi to you. Who can I consult?
For what problem?
We have a five-story building from 1975. We want a basement.
In the sense of repairing?
No to dig. There is no basement. and needed. If we dig it,
Will the building fall?
It will fall.
How do you know?
I don’t know, just like any cautious designer, I guess.
The most unfavorable scenario.
Oh, and you do not have, by chance, less cautious designers.
No more, I joke, I fell asleep on one object.
It is a pity that we need a qualified consultation.
.........

Hi to you. Are you designing buildings?
All in all, yes.
The whole?
Not without that.
Can you buy a typical building project?
Which one?! to
Thousand for five square meters.
What is the building for? Housing, production, on which site,
Under what technical conditions?
And you are who?
The architect.
You always complicate things. Is there any manager?
The sales department?