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 14.02.2018
In the 5th edak course, we had one subject. Interesting enough, given how much unnecessary information is sometimes fed to technicians. The teacher was a classy man, having a score system of assessment: any correct answer to the question, any cavernous question, etc. They were evaluated on a certain scale. Everything looked quite adequate: if you want to get a normal assessment - go on even at lectures, if you don't want to - walk, Vasya. And the final decisive assessment was the assessment for the coursework, which was to be defended online in Skype in the form of a conference, to which professors and other mastiest people from the universe were invited, who were familiar with the subject. I called and I defended. The conference itself lasted two hours, I was the third from the end. I finished waiting for the end, forgetting to turn off the microphone. The reports were some interesting, and some - there is no word of understanding that there are no questions.

Most importantly, I live in a dormitory and my neighbor fell under the end. The teacher asked, “Does anyone have questions?” At the same time, my neighbor asked me how I had the conference. There is silence on Skype about questions and here is my voice for the entire broadcast: "Yes, I didn't understand the nihua!" The silence, the quiet whispering of the professors, and after half a minute of silence our predecessor says, “On this optimistic note we end our conference.”

Given the fact that the broadcast was going, the next day I got the blatant looks of my acquaintances, laughter and approvals from friends from all courses. I eventually got five. It was fun in one word.
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