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 18.02.2018
From the live magazine:

1990 in the Primordial.
At 12:56:40, at 49 kilometers west of the Koltsovo airport, the Tu-134 landed on a snow field with its chassis and closures removed. Buried in the snow, the chassis stands began to collapse. Moving through the snow of 148 meters, the aircraft took off and flew 104 meters, after which it again touched the ground with both the main chassis and the left wing plane, and after 44 meters again rose up. After flying 180 meters, the airliner touched the ground for the third time, after which it crashed into the stationary irrigation system, causing the right wing plane with the right gondola of the chassis to break off. Due to high speed, the lifting force of the left wing overturned the aircraft. "On the back" Tu-134 lost the kil with stabilizers, after which crashed into trees of the forest strip and collapsed. After 1028 meters from the place of first touch, the aircraft stopped.
and----
A friend of mine passed by, came in a car right across the field. From the overturned, broken aircraft, a man with a wallet, in a hat and asked: "Where is the bus station nearby? I am late.”
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-02-17/#932398
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