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 19.02.2018
Teisha gave here recently, I blinked my eyes half an hour later.
In the words of the spouse...
Never before had I noticed that my mother had such a pathological hatred for energy-saving bulbs and water counters! Every time she arrived, she walked from room to room, grumbling at the blindingly cold light of new lamps and bursting herself under her nose, which, say, is why and walk pale all that there is no sun in the house from ordinary lamps! And water counters are her personal enemies! I tried for a long time to experience in my mother the reasons for this, gently say, inadequate attitude toward domestic progress, but she first denied everything, denied it, until she finally endured and told me everything, as in the spirit, why my face was stretched and my eyes were shaken.
It turns out that counters and bulbs save money that I can spend on babs, cabbages and other gambling!
The poor man...
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