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 19.02.2018
My mother is retired, but she still works. She was tired of another hobby: painting. She had to learn to shoot. He goes to courses of possession of firearms, pleased to tell what he shot this time, what he studied and where he got. By the way, it does not get very bad.
At work, her colleague learned about the hobby and complained that she also recently shot in a tirade at a shopping center to win her daughter a soft toy, but did not win. The child is upset and asks for a toy.
Out of curiosity, my mom decided to see what kind of tires were there and shot this damn toy from the first time. The toy was presented to a colleague and then handed over to the happy child with the words - it is an aunt from work shot for you in that thread.
All would be nothing, but the toy was taken with it to the kindergarten and everyone was told this story. Now the whole group requires the aunt from work to shoot and they also have such a toy.
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