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 23.02.2018
Send Gal with Vania into the forest for mushrooms. Go away and Vankah let Gale stick to the subject of love and affection. Galia is not in any way. And we have to say that Galya girl is tall, thick, and Vanya is a meter in a jump with a hat. It is shameful!! Well, Galli decides to finally freeze it. He said, “Well, Vanessa, ladies and gentlemen! Just look at. On the back I will not give, the dress I will smash my mom will give, on the knees somehow not solid. Either standing or nothing. And Vanessa agrees! He removes the strap from the pants, Gale pulled on his knees, uppered Galu in the pine, climbed on the strap with his legs, and as he roasted, the knots were filled up! Galia fainted, silenced, and at the peak of pleasure whispered: - Oh, Vanyushenka, the lame has bothered you. - And here, because of the bushes, there is a voice: - Yes, I myself see this for the first time!
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