The tsar summoned an American, a German and a Russian and said:
"Whoever moves the sea of shit on his car, the daughter to wives and half kingdoms to give.
The American on the Ford drove to the middle - drowned. A German man on a BMW 2/3 passed - drowned. The Russian says:
Why are you commanding us? What kind of king are you? Why should Americans and Germans listen to you at the same time? And what will your people say if you give half a kingdom to a man who just runs by the car? Pizzade, you are a fool, how did you become a king?