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 28.02.2018
Recently, my nerves for strength began to check the theatre companies, sometimes making 10 calls a day. I tried different things:
1) Visited guests to the organizers themselves (whose tickets are sold directly). They apologized, said that they themselves cannot influence the situation, such as separately, and the distributors of tickets separately. And the distributor can become anyone, there is no control, you bring babies and fine.
They gave me two free tickets and asked me to call if I could figure out how to deal with the problem.
2) Sending courteously
3) It is rough
4) Sending a courier with tickets to various hard-to-reach areas of the capital. He continued roughly.
5) Throw the phone
6) Different
Shortly nothing helped. Even those who sent the courier were called. In general, wildness, grief and despair. No one to go to court. Companies from the organizers exist separately, sims purchased at the subway.
But recently I read advice on what can be roasted! And you know, it made it easier! Calls are less frequent!
This is a great way to raise the mood of others and yourself. The last time I’ve said something like, “Try not to laugh too loudly,” and I’ve turned on a loud communication:
Hello Timothy Petrovich?
and yes!
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
It is crazy! (Thinking silence, apparently a person is trying to realize how much "cry" is the interference on the phone)
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
It is crazy!
In the sense of crack?
The crush!
Are you mocking me?
The crush? (maximum of the maximum)
In general, the last time I did this in a taxi, the driver had to stop somewhere, at the crash, so he could walk around.
Drink more often, it is good for your health.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-02-27/#934170
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