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 05.03.2018
The boys girls

Boys younger than me somehow forget or have not had time to learn about the simplest things:

1st In the USSR it was forbidden not to work. A year and a half of childcare leave appeared not so long ago, before it was a few months. Then the women did everything the men did, plus all the homework.
2nd Return to modernity. Every third child in the Russian Federation is raised by one parent (suggest how?). What do you think these children eat? in the air? No, my mom is working, otherwise there is nothing to eat. And in marriage, many mothers work for the same reason: you can’t live for one dad’s salary.
Three As a result, a small percentage of women cannot afford to work. Yes, they usually give birth to one child in their lifetime, so you don’t do so especially during these three years, especially when the child wants to eat every three hours, when he rolls up anywhere, pulls everything in the world into his mouth, etc. It would look like not to kill yourself, not to sleep yourself. Even if the child is healthy and calm. How did they grow before? Five will die - three will remain, from the age of three the younger crawls with the younger, from the five - in the garden are forged.

And keep your stories about the benefits of childbirth for health. Spamibo, laughed, but there is humor and more elegant.
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