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 06.03.2009
All young people who dream of a girl-odmine, or a girl computer scientist. I tell you as an experienced person, it’s a shit. Baba-odmin is the same as male-odmin, only with breasts. Do you think you could meet yourself?
Even if she cares about her appearance, there will be a terrible mess in your life in the apartment, if you don’t get used to cleaning yourself and behind her. Unknown cultures in its bowl or in a few, until you, looking at any movie "Flies", do not run to wash it. Eat you will also be a peelmen, because she does not know how to cook as you do. She will come late and drunk, because she was asked after work to go to someone to change the whirlpool for a beer. In the evening, when you call her to bed for sex, she will answer, "Now cute, this level is good, a little left" and in the morning you will watch her go to work without spamming. In the evening of the same day, she will come from work to fall and sleep, what sex is there, and the next day it will be repeated with the "one level."
She knew the jokes of Basha before you read them. You can only beat it if you prepare food. In a couple of years of such a life, all the cute capsule bondies will cause you admiration and affection almost to tears.
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