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 06.03.2009
Forgetting the simple girls.
They go on glamorous.
Let us have no hair.
And not "by GOST" figures.
Put a silicone bust in your hands.
Their lips are the size of a valley.
Where to get drunk, with the cry "banzai!"
I would wipe out an unwashed member.
As a speech filled with speech,
The stars and the beaches.
To get a girl into bed -
A star on the fuselage!
From the desire the body hurts.
And the desire darkened your eyes,
Three miserable minutes – the standard limit
and a whistle in the wall of midnight...
I fell in love with a girl, but not that.
Comes quietly to the pen.
As in the back seat of the car.
He has a drunkard.
Ordinary girl sweet.
Without tuning and shining.
You have an idea –
There is a need for peroxide infection.
Taking her to parties.
with dirty fingers,
The "I and the Blonde"
Praise the failed friends.
But we do not give up, we do not stand.
There are no normal people in the world.
We create our own destiny!
We are responsible for our neighbors.
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