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 12.03.2018
XHH: What is true is true. I have 30 cm and no erection. When I wear shorts, the member is down. And then one day I saw the most beautiful grandmother, my penis stands up and I almost wept at this moment, it was so painful, such a feeling that I almost broke.

I understand like no one else. I am 45 cm, and with an erection at all 90. I used to fix their glasses when I was sitting in one house at the bus, so once in the eye accidentally ticked, it was painful - not to pass.
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