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 13.03.2018
xxx is. My cat taught the dog to beat with his leg...the dog can’t control his nails like a cat and I, lying on the couch and watching TV peacefully, came to the neck with his nails in the eye, and it hurt.
xxx is. Today in the morning in the shower was almost overwhelmed by terrible sounds - this cat really GAVKAL, only he did it in his own way "MaAAV, MaAAV" loudly and very not like a cat.
xxx is. I am afraid that will happen next.
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