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 13.03.2018
With Hicks:
Trabant: I have met somewhere in the literature about the deadly dose of salt, a single 200 grams of the total.
sergku1213: Well it’s quite toxic. For example, in relation to titanium oxide, a case of taking 2.5 kg of titanium oxide is known. Without significant harm to health. It was revealed that the man took the substance by mistake. I have a question – with what did he confuse titanium oxide? All 2.5 kg? Only beer comes to mind, but it is liquid.
A man in the kitchen for the first time. Ispek blades with flour from a strange package. It turned out to taste not like his wife, but did not want to admit his culinary failure and ate. All of. Then the woman found the missing white...
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