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 15.03.2018
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I read in the news about a couple. They really did everything wrong. Literally through my ass. I was surprised that it had to be different.

One old doctor told me about a funny incident that happened 35-40 years ago.
A couple came to him with a complaint about the absence of pregnancy within six months after the wedding. Very impressive self-confident young man from the "higher spheres" and a modest girl, a typical "tollah". I checked that they were both okay, no disturbances. And he decided to find out in more detail how it happened to them. What was discovered. The guy inserted a penis into the vagina and... all! Nothing further. No friction was done. 10 minutes to sleep.
The girl then asked, why didn’t you tell him? And he will ask, and how do you know?and "
The explanatory work the doctor carried out and even received then from a very happy guy some shortage as a thank you.
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