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 18.03.2018
History more than 10 years. At the time, among my friends was a young family couple: Natalia and Sergey. Then they had some common small business: they drove around the city in a car for days and controlled small shopping points. Once Natalia asked me to arrange a consultation with a familiar gynecologist. Gynecologist Vladimir, with whom I am still friends, worked in a hospital on the outskirts of the city. Satisfied Natalia, coming for a consultation, called me by phone with a standard question, how to thank the doctor. In response, I advised her, if she is overwhelmed with gratitude, to buy a standard gift – alcohol and candy. The next evening, Natalia called again and in a sad voice asked for permission to come home to me. An hour later, when I opened the door, I saw Natalia and Sergey upset. As it turned out, in the morning they bought the recommended present in the form of a bottle of wine and a box of candy, put it in a bag, thrown on the back seat in the car, and then a few hours driving in business, went to the gynecologist. Having called him to the receptionist and listening to the traditional "Yes, thank you, don't need," they handed the gift with words of gratitude and again went "to business". And in the evening, after work, they suddenly found a package with a “present to the gynecologist” on the back seat of the car. They did not wait long, because they could not find another package, which also rolled on the rear seat of the car. In that package were Sergey’s old dirty shoes, which he was wearing at the country. Hardly holding back the laughter, in order not to offend friends at all, I took a bag of gifts from the upset Natalia and took the gynecologist Volode. When he saw me, he began to whisper wildly and told me the continuation of the story. It turns out, having received a gift in the afternoon, and without checking the content, he immediately went to the nursing room and said, "Girls! I have sent you a present,” he revealed. The curtain.
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