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 20.03.2018
The child is 10 years old, fits the barrel, at 21.30:
I was given such a difficult task...
I am: Mathematics? So, we will decide now.
No, Mom, it is very difficult.
The English, right? Let’s find out now.
It has nothing to do with lessons.
...??! to
I need to make a fruit salad and take a picture.
I open my mouth with enthusiasm.
“No, Mom, I can’t download the photo from the internet, the teacher said we should keep the plates with the salad in our hands.

24 hours a day for fruits.
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